What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:12
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Tea ?
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : I don't drink
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : Sure.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : I'm 24.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Me : Thank you.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : No